First stop: TAHITI
Where we will live off of cheez-its and cocktails served in coconuts and I will have the islanders give me daily naked rubdowns...
Next it's off to the land down under: Aussie, Aussie, Oy, Oy
I can't wait to box some kangaroos, love on some drugged up Koala bears, take on my lifelong fear of sharks, look extremely tan on the whitest beach in the world and get drunk with Pa Vic down in Adelaide!
Get ready for loads of stories and pics to come!!